001- [phone] This is the worst intro ever....

[headfullofempty]

[He's been listening to the phones all week, trying to figure out what's going on. After a lot of careful thought he still has absolutely no idea.]

Sooo.... there were too many people here and the power went out, but then the people were gone. Except then they were back but those were fakes. Only not really 'cause it was a trick.

And then no one was missing anyway, but then they were all fakes again and now they have to die, so that Santa guy'll return the real thing. That's how this works right?

......Sure is a weird holiday.

[He is just.... so confused right now.]

And you guys do this every year?

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[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

.........

Wasn't I asking you?

[This conversation. It is so confusing.]

[noluckduck]

... Manner of speech, lil' fella.

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

Oh....


What were we talking about, again?

[noluckduck]

... Christmas, I guess. You an alien too?

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

I think I might be....


Where are you from?

[Yeah, he's done with that conversation.]

[noluckduck]

[Fine by her.] Planet Earth. Ever heard of it?

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

Hmm... nope.

I'm from a place called Derse.

[noluckduck]

Never heard o' that, either.

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I think it's gone now.

[noluckduck]

And you're... cool with that?

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

Well... I haven't seen the place since I was exiled. And I actually liked the planet we went to a lot better.

Er.... after the Boss fixed the place up, anyway.

[noluckduck]

Exiled? What for?

[admiresclocks.livejournal.com]

Hmm... it might of been because we defied the Queen. But she wound up an exile too...

So....I dunno.